Anyone notice how cold all of the Starbucks shops are? The A/C seems to be on no matter what time of year it is. Trust me, it's a very welcomed atmosphere during the hot days of Summer. But, I was in there today and completely forgot that it was incredibly humid and warm outside. It's as if they want to remind everyone of autumn and that "hey! Our coffee isn't that great, but at least we have pumpkin spice lattes! Remember those?" I don't actually like them.
Most of the time when I go to a Starbucks, I'm ordering chai and occupying a table with my phone, drink, and laptop. I'll get some writing or reading done and then I'm off. My visits are always either before work or during my break. So, I go from sitting in one cold place to sitting at another cold place.
Then there's the bathrooms. Starbucks, at least in my experience, has always had the cleanest bathrooms around. It's the kind of place I wouldn't mind stopping at to let my kid use during an 8 hour drive to Disney. The soap is never out, the floors aren't wet, and it doesn't reek of urine. Of course, I can't speak for the women's bathroom.
There is one issue I have. Their hand driers are not at all up to par with the efficiency of what lies outside of the bathroom door. A couple of times, I had to hold down the starting bar to make sure it would actually start. Now, I'm the kind of guy who has the use of hand driers down to a science. I've developed my own method and it's very effective. But, somehow these machines leave my hands wet every time, sometimes feeling like an old man had been blowing on them for the last minute.
There is one issue I have. Their hand driers are not at all up to par with the efficiency of what lies outside of the bathroom door. A couple of times, I had to hold down the starting bar to make sure it would actually start. Now, I'm the kind of guy who has the use of hand driers down to a science. I've developed my own method and it's very effective. But, somehow these machines leave my hands wet every time, sometimes feeling like an old man had been blowing on them for the last minute.
The first few times this happened, I thought nothing of it. I walked out of the bathroom, sat at my table, and began writing. After a few minutes, I couldn't feel my fingers. I'm telling you, the combination of that A/C and their weak hand drier is not a fun one.
So, why do I go there? Where else can I get some Chai, write this blog on free wifi, and people watch on this forsaken island? Seriously, if you have an answer, let me know.
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